Horse Head Pillow

from US$55.00

SEVERED HORSE HEAD PILLOW™ IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

And revenge is a dish best served stuffed: Another Kropserkel original! 
A custom severed horse head pillow™ plush that is actually quite comfortable to sleep on, albeit just a tad on the south side of morbid.

A great conversation piece for the wannabe wise guywho has everything, and whose wife won't let them own a revolver.  For that matter, something for the authentic wise guy that has a job to do, but has a soft side for the well being of animals. A great home theatre accessory as a tough guy's Teddy bear, aimed squarely at those with a diabolically dark sense of humor.  Fans of the mob's harsh brand of communication can now unite and rest comfortably, if not uneasily. Send someone a message they will never forget without the risk of facing prison time for it.

Finally, a gift you can send to your 'frienemies'.
For the recipient, there will be no misunderstanding that you want them to get a better sleep........ 
A better sleep with the fishes that is. Our horse heads can be packed with a customized personal note, and shipped to anyone you think deserves one.

The horse head plush™ is the perfect reminder of the mistake they once made in wronging you, or for someone who just needs a good shaking up.

Champing at the bit to buy? Scroll down to order.
Everyone knows somebody that deserves one of these, and really, at the end of the day, we're just flogging a dead horse here anyway, so just buy one!

ACTUAL HORSE HEAD PILLOW™ TESTIMONIALS

'T' from Newark writes: "As a local waste management consultant I have had to 'express' my discontent over situations in many ways over the years. The idea of sending a stuffed horse head not only gives the clear message at a less than 'rub-out' rate, but it also appeals to my sensibilities that 'every day is a gift'. This is one gift that I don't hesitate to give, and give every day if I must."

Tony from Montana writes: "We had some problems you know. This guy, he wouldn't listen to me, so I had to cancel his contract. I didn't want more time in the can, and the feds are alway watchin' my axe, so I searched the net for a farm selling pigs that don't fly straight, and I was going to...you know -carve it up real nice and send it to him. So instead, this stuffed horse head place fixed me up and together we set things straight. Today, I'm still able to watch my pelicans from the comfort of my own tub, and the only bars I see are on my pin striped suit in the mirror."

These are full sized horse head pillow™ plush pieces and are larger than you might think (33 inches/84cm from nose to neck, 19 inches/48cm tall). They feature the highest quality soft, synthetic fur and mane, felt tongues, and our signature quality workmanship. Stuffed with non-allergenic soft polyester fiber fill, they feel just like you would hope they would.  We are also offering these unstuffed for those who want to save on stuffing and shipping costs. Just be thankful that we aren't having to ship the whole horse.

Stuffed & Unstuffed:

SEVERED HORSE HEAD PILLOW™ IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

And revenge is a dish best served stuffed: Another Kropserkel original! 
A custom severed horse head pillow™ plush that is actually quite comfortable to sleep on, albeit just a tad on the south side of morbid.

A great conversation piece for the wannabe wise guywho has everything, and whose wife won't let them own a revolver.  For that matter, something for the authentic wise guy that has a job to do, but has a soft side for the well being of animals. A great home theatre accessory as a tough guy's Teddy bear, aimed squarely at those with a diabolically dark sense of humor.  Fans of the mob's harsh brand of communication can now unite and rest comfortably, if not uneasily. Send someone a message they will never forget without the risk of facing prison time for it.

Finally, a gift you can send to your 'frienemies'.
For the recipient, there will be no misunderstanding that you want them to get a better sleep........ 
A better sleep with the fishes that is. Our horse heads can be packed with a customized personal note, and shipped to anyone you think deserves one.

The horse head plush™ is the perfect reminder of the mistake they once made in wronging you, or for someone who just needs a good shaking up.

Champing at the bit to buy? Scroll down to order.
Everyone knows somebody that deserves one of these, and really, at the end of the day, we're just flogging a dead horse here anyway, so just buy one!

ACTUAL HORSE HEAD PILLOW™ TESTIMONIALS

'T' from Newark writes: "As a local waste management consultant I have had to 'express' my discontent over situations in many ways over the years. The idea of sending a stuffed horse head not only gives the clear message at a less than 'rub-out' rate, but it also appeals to my sensibilities that 'every day is a gift'. This is one gift that I don't hesitate to give, and give every day if I must."

Tony from Montana writes: "We had some problems you know. This guy, he wouldn't listen to me, so I had to cancel his contract. I didn't want more time in the can, and the feds are alway watchin' my axe, so I searched the net for a farm selling pigs that don't fly straight, and I was going to...you know -carve it up real nice and send it to him. So instead, this stuffed horse head place fixed me up and together we set things straight. Today, I'm still able to watch my pelicans from the comfort of my own tub, and the only bars I see are on my pin striped suit in the mirror."

These are full sized horse head pillow™ plush pieces and are larger than you might think (33 inches/84cm from nose to neck, 19 inches/48cm tall). They feature the highest quality soft, synthetic fur and mane, felt tongues, and our signature quality workmanship. Stuffed with non-allergenic soft polyester fiber fill, they feel just like you would hope they would.  We are also offering these unstuffed for those who want to save on stuffing and shipping costs. Just be thankful that we aren't having to ship the whole horse.